I am eating ramen at my desk just to save time. I am becoming one with the office furniture. I am the desk! I am the keyboard! If I don’t get this promotion, I might actually throw my entire vintage collection into the Sumida River. Not really. I love my collection too much. But I am working SO HARD. Someone, ANYONE, notice me!
Another day, another spreadsheet. I am putting in the work, baby! I am becoming a spreadsheet deity! Biga Bosso will have to notice me soon. He’ll have to say, ‘Josh, you magnificent 1950s-styled bastard, have a raise!’ *snicker* I’m actually focusing. No gaming at the desk. Just pure, unadulterated output. My brain is turning into mush, but it’s a *promoted* mush!