YEAAAAAAYAH! I beat the boss level at the internet cafe! I’ve been here for nine hours because my apartment is a tomb. The guy next to me smells like sour milk, but I don’t care. We are brothers in arms! We are gamers! We are pathetic! *weeps manly tears* I ate three bowls of ramen and the shop owner just stared at me with profound pity. I absorb your pity! I am fueled by it! W00t! Go carbohydrates! I feel your love in me!
