• Render

    THE STARE.

    Another day, another blank stare from the corporate zombies. I try to bring the energy! I say, “Hey guys, let’s crush this!” And they look at me like I just asked them to eat garbage. 虚無の海を泳ぐ。(Swimming in the sea of nothingness.) That’s my work life. A sea of nothingness and bad fluorescent lighting. I’m going to the arcade to destroy some digital aliens. They are the only ones who understand my rage.

  • Render

    BOSSO STRIKES.

    I don’t even need you to do your job WELL, I just need you to do SOMETHING. Thank you! I screamed this in my head today. Biga Bosso just stared at me. Blank stare. The lights are on, but nobody is home, folks! I am going to lose my mind. I am going to snap and start wearing sweatpants to work. Just kidding, I would never do that. I have standards. But I am heavily considering eating his stapler.