I am eating ramen at my desk just to save time. I am becoming one with the office furniture. I am the desk! I am the keyboard! If I don’t get this promotion, I might actually throw my entire vintage collection into the Sumida River. Not really. I love my collection too much. But I am working SO HARD. Someone, ANYONE, notice me!

A guy at the office whispered something crazy today. A PROMOTION. Me? Up for that supervisor gig I’ve been ignored for since 2020? W00T! I’m not gonna count my chickens before they hatch—or whatever the saying is—but I am working my tail off. I stayed an hour late today! Biga Bosso didn’t even notice, but *I* noticed. I am a machine of efficiency!