Joshua

  • Joshua

    MINAKO.

    July 2, 2021 - By 

    Saw Minako today. We actually grabbed a coffee. It was fine. Just… fine. 過去の影は長く伸びる。 (The shadow of the past stretches long.) See? I can be poetic! And then I realize I’m sitting across from my ex-wife whose father thinks I am a literal demon sent to ruin Japan. She chose her family, I chose my vintage ties. We smiled, we nodded, we went our separate ways. I miss being married sometimes, but I don’t miss that bulldog of a father-in-law! HA!

  • Joshua

    NO HEAT.

    February 11, 2021 - By 

    I’m back, baby! I’m back, you love it! *snicker* I gots me brand new domains, all new, all clean, all nice, nice? It’s too new to even have pubes yet, so cute *pets it*, soon it will have man root. curly man root. Don’t contradict me! *smack!* Oh, baby, I’m sorry. I’m sitting in my apartment and there is NO HEAT. Why do I live in a box? Tell him to stop! Tell GOD to stop! I’m freezing my gorgeous 1950s-styled ass off. W00T!