Render

  • Render

    OBSOLETE.

    July 28, 2025 - By 

    I’m thinking about quitting. I mean, what’s the point? AI is doing everything now. My ‘job’ is so easy to outsource to a algorithm, I’m basically a ghost. If I quit, what do I do? I don’t have any other skills. I’m just a guy who knows how to format a spreadsheet and likes 50s fashion. I’m becoming obsolete. What a terrifying thought.

  • Render

    STAGNANT.

    May 30, 2024 - By 

    Tanaka is still an idiot, and I’m still doing his work. Biga Bosso actually asked me to ‘help him learn’ something. I’m a saint. A saint in a gabardine jacket. My brain is leaking out of my ears. W00T! Go team! I’m so over this.

  • Render

    PASSED.

    September 25, 2023 - By 

    They gave it to Tanaka. Tanaka, who doesn’t even know how to use a basic pivot table. I am hollow. I am just… done. All that extra work. All those late nights. I feel like a total idiot. W00T! Another three years of being ignored. I am going to buy a new game and never leave my apartment again. Don’t look at me.

  • Render

    STILL WAITING.

    September 1, 2023 - By 

    Tick tock. Biga Bosso is acting like a total weirdo, but I feel like I’m on the shortlist. I’m keeping my head down, my tie straight, and my ego in check. Well, mostly in check. *smack!* Stay focused, Josh. You’re a professional. You’re a vintage-clad, hard-working professional who totally isn’t going crazy right now.