STAGNANT.
Tanaka is still an idiot, and I’m still doing his work. Biga Bosso actually asked me to ‘help him learn’ something. I’m a saint. A saint in a gabardine jacket. My brain is leaking out of my ears. W00T! Go team! I’m so over this.
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PASSED.
They gave it to Tanaka. Tanaka, who doesn’t even know how to use a basic pivot table. I am hollow. I am just… done. All that extra work. All those late nights. I feel like a total idiot. W00T! Another three years of being ignored. I am going to buy a new game and never leave my apartment again. Don’t look at me.
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STILL WAITING.
Tick tock. Biga Bosso is acting like a total weirdo, but I feel like I’m on the shortlist. I’m keeping my head down, my tie straight, and my ego in check. Well, mostly in check. *smack!* Stay focused, Josh. You’re a professional. You’re a vintage-clad, hard-working professional who totally isn’t going crazy right now.
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FOCUSED.
I am eating ramen at my desk just to save time. I am becoming one with the office furniture. I am the desk! I am the keyboard! If I don’t get this promotion, I might actually throw my entire vintage collection into the Sumida River. Not really. I love my collection too much. But I am working SO HARD. Someone, ANYONE, notice me!