YEAAAAAAYAH! I got a death threat! Faithy, aren’t you proud of me? I wore my “Jesus Eats Fish” shirt, and some guy just hit me and said he was gonna shoot me in the head! W00t! Go Christians! I feel your love! I can feel you in me! WOAAAAH! Honestly, it’s the most action I’ve seen in months. I might go back tomorrow and see if he wants to get a beer. God, I’m so bored. Send me a new video game or something.
Saw Minako today. We actually grabbed a coffee. It was fine. Just… fine. 過去の影は長く伸びる。 (The shadow of the past stretches long.) See? I can be poetic! And then I realize I’m sitting across from my ex-wife whose father thinks I am a literal demon sent to ruin Japan. She chose her family, I chose my vintage ties. We smiled, we nodded, we went our separate ways. I miss being married sometimes, but I don’t miss that bulldog of a father-in-law! HA!
YEAAAAAAYAH! I beat the boss level at the internet cafe! I’ve been here for nine hours because my apartment is a tomb. The guy next to me smells like sour milk, but I don’t care. We are brothers in arms! We are gamers! We are pathetic! *weeps manly tears* I ate three bowls of ramen and the shop owner just stared at me with profound pity. I absorb your pity! I am fueled by it! W00t! Go carbohydrates! I feel your love in me!
Save…..me….from….heeeerrrre! AHHHHHH! I’m stuck in traffic! And it’s fucking hard to post to your blog from your fucking, piece of shit cell phone! Get me to the airport, damn airport van! DAMN AIRPORT VAN! *ahem* So, how are you doing? HAH! I almost wrote “dong” stead of “doing”. Biga Bosso screamed at me for an hour because my margins were “too aggressive”. I am going to eat his soul. I will eat it with a side of ramen!